Well, really, it just wouldn’t. Because what would America be without the box office wonder who is (as many Hollywood-types we know claim) the last remaining male superstar? The man doesn’t need special powers, he’s already got the ability to appeal to almost every man, woman and child out there. And you know what? Somehow, he pulls it off. Kinda like this suit:

And can we just say the Miss Jada is lookin’ pretty fine herself? Mmmm hmmm. Now go purchase your ticket and have a safe 4th. We’ll see ya next week!

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